May 2012
insert something witty here →
wowfunniestposts:
friends are like balloons
if you stab them they die
send me your credit card number + pin code and i’ll rate your blog
sweet-bitsy:
starkandstripes:
OH GOD HOW DO YOU WRITE SMUT HOW SHOULD I START
OK THAT IS A GOOD START TIME FOR A BREAK
No you’re done post it you’re golden
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
That was my mom all right.
Ever wondered which was the creepiest blog on...
sherlockian-humour:
[link] Look at it
Look at the URL
It’s just sitting there
Watching
That awkward moment when you lose track of how...
whenmomentsblog:
Click here if you’re awkward!
People on the Internet: I love that band.
Me: OMG REALLY? LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!1!!11!
People at school: I love that band.
Me: no you don't.
fuck-yeah-janoskians:
Janoskianators: Janoskians have my babies! Get in my bed! Fuck me!
Me: lol yeah that’s funny.
Me:
Me:
Me: Wait, actually please do.
I don't see enough of this beautiful human on my...
skip-needs-a-bath:
sorry i just love him too much
Janoskian Fan Fiction: CHAPTER 19 - SHORT CHAPTER... →
cute-janoskian-fanfic:
I look at Jai, and look deep into his eyes. His eyes are reflecting all the amazing moments we’ve had together, all the memories we have shared in our short time being together as one, how inseparable we have become. He’s my boy, and I love him so much. Yet for some dark strange reason, I really…
thelittlejanoskianthings:
I the ‘Janoskians at Work’ video, near the end when Jai drops the bit of wood, Luke yells “Kos Omak.” Which is an arab insult for “Motherfucker”
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
We should have a daresunday's protest this Sunday....
lukes-sexy-cheeks-janoskians:
reblog if you cried watching SWS and Coyote...
do-kellin-now-remember-it-later:
i do every time ok do not judge me